"Ew, I don't wanna" was all I said.
"You don't wanna what?" replied my husband.
I said "Your son stinks".
He said "Ugh, why do I have to?"
As I was going to get up to take care of it, he says "I'll rock, paper, scissors you for it"
My husband never loses. Well except at Scrabble, and it makes him furious. He is a little smug about it at times but I'm okay with it. I swear he finds a way to cheat, but I'll probably never be able to figure out what it is. With that said, he gave me scissors to my rock, and a rock to my scissors, and I was out of the game.
Tonight I lucked out and the diaper change was pretty mild, but I guess I should consider who I'm up against next time, and maybe we should play Scrabble for it....Just in case.